Before I start let me clarify that I will be talking about an album and not some kind of strange animal. Now that I have cleared that up, let's get started shall we? The album Strange Animal by Lawrence Gowan is most definitely in my to 3 favourites. This album includes songs like Strange Animal, Criminal Mind, Desperate, City of Angels, and Guerilla Soldier. Unless you are an 80's child, I can almost guarantee that you have no idea who Gowan is, or heard any of these songs. But if I mention Styx or the song Mr. Roboto, you may know who I am talking about (Gowan is the newest singer for Styx). These songs are more of a subtle classic rock, meaning very few have guitar solos, disturbing lyrics, and are loud. The best song on this album, despite the name of the album, is Criminal Mind. It is awesome and has a very inspiring message. It talks about how people struggle daily and all they know how to do is be a criminal as well as how some people just don't care if they do something wrong because they struggle with their conscious. Some people when hearing this song think that it is just about being a criminal, but it really isn't. Anyways, thank you so much for reading and if you have any questions or suggestions just comment or email me.
Today i will be talking about one of my favourite albums, Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne. This album Is great because it includes songs such as Crazy Train, Mr Crowley, I Do't Know, and No Bone Movies. Each of these songs along with all the others on the album have amazing guitar solos. The best song on this album is undoubtedly Crazy Train. It is fun, and believe it or not, has a very influential message about learning to love in a world gone mad. Not just that but The guitar solo is incredible! The guitarist for this song is Randy Rhodes, who was the former guitarist for Quiet Riot. The reason that this guitar solo is so magnificent is because Randy had to play each note of the solo twice the exact same way which gave the solo a very sui generis sound. Any person who has even the slightest of an interest in classic rock knows this song because it is a classic. If you want to know any questions for me about this album, feel free to email me! Next time I will be talking about the Strange Animal album by Lawrence Gowan.
So today I'm going to talk about the top 5 80's rock songs. Let's go from bottom to top shall we? Number 5 is Take on Me by A-ha. This son is from the Hunting High and Low album of 1985. Number 4 on the list is Beat It by Michael Jackson. This song is from the Thriller album of 1982. Number 3 is one of my favourites, Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard. This song is from the Hysteria album of 1987. Number 2 on the list is Every Breath You Take by the Police. This song is on the Synchronicity album of 1983. At the top of the list is a song that everyone knows, or at least should know and that is Livin' on a Prayer by Jon Bon Jovi. This song is n the Slippery When Wet album of 1986. Next week I will be talking about the Blizzard of Ozz album by Ozzy Osbourne, so stay tuned!
There are many different genres of music such as pop, metal, country, indie, punk, blues, jazz, classical, dance, and more. But the best is incontestably 80's rock. You may ask why, so I'll tell you why. It's because some of the artists include Metallica, Queen, Whitesnake, Def Leppard, AC/DC, Jon Bon Jovi, Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, Styx, Scorpions, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Journey, Survivor, Aerosmith... I could keep going but I think you got the point. Anyways, you may disagree with me about 80's rock being the best, but, well, I can't force you to be right. But seriously, how can you not love it? Especially with songs like Come Sail Away, Dr. Feelgood, Janie's Got a Gun, Eye of the Tiger, Home Sweet Home, Cult of Personality, Don't Stop Believing, and more. So in conclusion, 80's rock is the best and if anyone tells you different, just remember that you can't force someone to be right.
Before we get started, let me just clarify that I will be talking about chocolate and that is it. So who like chocolate? I know I do! But did you know that chocolate can be healthy for you? Well it can... if it is dark chocolate. The higher percentage of cocoa in the chocolate, the healthier. How you say? Well first off, it can lower your blood pressure! Not just that, but it also a very powerful source of antioxidants. Dark chocolate can also reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease. This magnificent treat can also improve you brain function! Not just that but it can also work kind of like sunscreen! Now don't go covering yourself in dark chocolate because that is not how it works! All you have to do is eat it. But hey, if you want to cover yourself in chocolate, by all means, I'm not stopping you! Now before you go out to the beach after eating some dark chocolate expecting not to get burnt, hear me out. It doesn't protect you from getting a sun burn, but it will protect you from sun-induced damage. So in conclusion, darker really is better!
When people say that laughter is the best medicine, they aren't kidding. Laughter is one of the most powerful things in the world! Have you ever been so upset that even your favorite song, food, or show can't even cheer you up? Of course you have, don't lie! But what happens to all that anger or sadness when someone makes a silly face at you or says something like, "panties are just pillowcases for butts." I'll tell you what happens! You laugh! And when you laugh, all that anger and sadness disintegrate. But why does laughter have this affect on people? Well first off, it lowers blood pressure and reduces stress hormone levels, making you happier. Also, it's a natural pain killer, so if you are physically or mentally in pain, laughing makes it better. But laughing doesn't just make you happier, it also makes you healthier! Laughing reduces heart disease, improves breathing, gives good sleep, helps with weight loss, improves immunity, enhances creativity and problem solving skills, helps treat depression ans anxiety, boosts memory, and even makes you look young. So in conclusion, laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason you may need medicine. Even so, a day without laughter is a day wasted.
Many people will disagree, but one of the best things in the world are infomercials. Why are infomercials great? Because they are hilarious! You get some like the one for the Schticky (which is done by the same guy who does the Sham-Wow), Slap-chop, Booty Pop, Potty Putter, Kush Support, GLH, UroClub and more. My personal favorite is probably the Schticky and the two best lines from it are: "Problem with that shedding pussy? Pick up cat hairs from clothes..." and "Hey Vince!... Oh you're playing with your schticky, I'm sorry." Infomercials don't just make you laugh, they also make you think. Although probably the only thing that you are thinking about when watching one is either, "Why on Earth am I watching this?" or "Who and why would anyone even think of these thing let alone make them then advertise them!" Even so, you are still thinking, kind of... not really. Anyways... infomercials.