|Alex in the Galaxy||
It is the most disappointing and heartbreaking thing when you find out that your boyfriend chooses the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS over any other hockey team.... especially the best team ever, the Pittsburgh Penguins. Like seriously? The Leafs? Well at least it's not Boston Bruins, am I right? Of course I am. But still. Then when he tells you that he doesn't like hockey at all you have no choice but to either be frozen in disbelief of kick him to the curb. He is so lucky that I love him enough not to kick him to the curb. Even so, he claims to be super Canadian because he likes lacrosse and maple syrup, but saying that you don't like hockey is like an American saying that they don't like burgers or that they have never once thought that us Canadians live in igloos and ride polar bears and have pet penguins. This to me is so shocking and heart-shattering that I am still somewhat in shock. I am having to listen to B.Y.O.B by System Of A Down just to calm down. Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad, just disappointed and hurt. Anyways, if you are Canadian and your partner likes hockey a lot, do NOT make the mistake of telling them that you don't like hockey or that your favourite team is the Toronto Maple Leafs, or the Habs (unless for some unbelievable reason they are a fan of either of those teams), because it just might ruin your relationship.
Dedicated to my love,